Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets
I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....
Young enough not to care too much
About the way things used to be
I'm young enough to remember the future
The past has no claim on me
I'm old enough not to care too much
About what you think of me
But I'm young enough to remember the future
And the way things ought to be...
1.In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2.You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3.You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sportscenter.
4.Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.
5.Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7.You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9.Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."
10.A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Evaluating Results:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"
Oh goodness UB!!!! I want a burley guy, not a gurley guy!!!!!!!
And oh so cool!
(Who also has a steady job and his own house...)
BLECHHHHHHHHHH
;-)
What kind of things do you want to get? You mean like face lifts and breast implants? Or "things" for the guy?
Signed,
Confused in Chicago
I am happy with my face and with my ummmmmmmmm...overall appearance HAHAHAHA...
Things for the men?? HMMMMMMMM
Signed,
Hoping I cleared the Chicago Fog.
you win
If you're nice, I'll bring you your coffee in bed.
(He said whilst flashing a devilish grin....)
Care for a little beefcake with your coffee? >:-)
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