I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)

ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

[Senator Pardek]

LOL - I ain't talking 'bout his face, but his "package".

[Victoria Delsoul]

I know, lol!!! gotcha!

[VaBthang4]

liberalcakeboys.net

[Slyfox]

Thanks for the snowman. My kids are going to love it.

[Senator Pardek]

Yeah - well - I have a cuter face! That guy has to be 50 by now!

[Bella_Bru]

Hmmmm.....it does seem to be of the smaller, "Vienna sausage" variety, doesn't it?

[Mr. Bungle]

"liberalcakeboys.net "

For a brief moment, I was so primed to laugh at the assorted nancy-boys at that (fictitious) domain. Aw crap.

[Victoria Delsoul]

But we weren't talking about his face remember? ;-)

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

ha HA....Built for comfort - - not for speed....

(I'm in trouble.....)

[Senator Pardek]

Neither was I - I said he was 50, for goodness sake ;)

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!!! OK.

[classygreeneyedblonde]

Your welcome

[Mr. Bungle]

"Hmmmm.....it does seem to be of the smaller, "Vienna sausage" variety, doesn't it?"

I hope you're happy. That poor fellow is just as God made him, after all. Anyway, there's always this method:

[LeeMcCoy]

"Hardened Stainless Steel ... so he can endure the rigors of matrimony"

If you treat her right, you won't need to endure the "rigors" of marriage.

[Stultis]

1. Must like to discuss everything;
2. Must be able to take the blame for everything;
3. Must be able to show his sensitive side;
4. And must NOT laugh at anything Oprah says...

Those men are commonly referred to as gay!

No, these rules are sound for all men, with some modifications:

1. Must be able to stay awake (or appear to) while his wife/girlfreind proceeds to discuss the same damn things over and over and over;
2. Must be able to take the blame for everything; (No modification. There's just no getting around this.)
3. Must be able to show his sensitive side even when it's not going to get him laid (immediately);
4. And must NOT laugh at anything Oprah says, or sit where she can see your eyes rolling...

[Syncro]

LOL at first I thought you said PRUNES!

Good, simple to the point answer kiddo...

[Syncro]

Sometimes the simplest most obvious ingrediant works best. Congratulations, good job kiddo.

[cibco]

"Plus, they're cigar-friendly." to reply 159

Must be a gooooooood place! :0)

[pcl]

The makers of the $6,000 woman are not sexist. No, not at all. They have also made a $6,000 man just for you ladies.

You can find out all about this "Real Man" at:

The $6,000 Man

WARNING. This site contains graphic images of an excited Real (fake) Man.