But, as far as you I or the world will ever know, he shot himself in the head before capture. As any good coward would do. No martyr, no trial, no more Osama...on to Bahgdad and the next problem on the list.
Agreed. But it'd actually be great if his body was discovered in an extremely compromising, incriminating situation. One that would discredit him with all of the fundamentalist Muslims who'd want to make him out to be some kind of martyr.
DTH
PS: I hear Osama has a secret gay lover...
PS: I hear Osama has a secret gay lover...
Probably not believable enough...now a sheep..hmmmm!
"There are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation."
--Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose