[Sabertooth]

It's very important to the L.A. City Council to make the parks here completely safe for all of the colonista children running around.

Why, it's possible the teens might burn themselves while trashing the bathrooms or scrawling graffiti.

[jbemis]

That's the supreme irony - LA's parks are extremely dangerous because of gangs and other thugs that prey the innocent. Second-hand smoke is about the least dangerous thing you'll encounter there. And yet the City Council is willing to outlaw smoking but not do anything about the high rates of crime and homosexual activity. What a place!