II. Be on the lookout for homeless man in Newark sporting pilot's uniform.
I. Fire the pilot.
Under the section of the contract entitled "Employees who have their things stolen shall be terminated."
It's one thing if the uniform, passport, and keys were on the passenger seat, and were an enticement to theft, we might want to visit some commensense issues with the pilot. If the things were out of view, say in the trunk, then you would be asking for him to be fired because his car was stolen.
Pilot uniforms can be obtained easily by anyone who wants to go through the trouble of purchasing one. Cockpit keys are worthless on AA, as the doors are reinforced and can only be opened from within.
I admire your "fire him" enthusiasm. Anyone who sends baking goods through the mail also deserves life imprisonment. Let's all lose all sense of proportion.
PS. a white powder was found on some donuts at Kroger. Authorities are investigating.
America Freaks Out: Day 50