[oc-flyfish]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves....

[onyx]

Fly Air India.... it's obviously not secure, but it's free! For ticketed passengers, toilet privileges not included.

[Rubber Duckie]

This could've been prevented with a federal potty patrol to clean between flights.</sarcasm>

[Diogenesis]

Air India Security Guarad Screening Passengers prior to Boarding

[struwwelpeter]

I imagine that the only thing worse than an Air India toilet is a Ukrainian one.

[fella]

So that's how Afgans fly their planes.

[Patria One]

I wonder how they did that.

[Bahbah]

That proves that they do not clean their toilets.

[anniegetyourgun]

The U.K. needs to flush these idiots.

[putupon]

Afghans Hide in Air India Toilets

floaters or sinkers w/ a snorkel?

[MissAmericanPie]

Now we need Potty Marshals?

[boris]

``The two men rushed to immigration at Heathrow and demanded political asylum. They were taken away for interrogation,'' Air India's commercial director V.K. Verma was quoted as saying.

It is my understanding that, due to legislation invented by Teddy Kennedy, anyone who makes it to JFK airport--or any U.S. port-of-entry--need only yell for political asylum and state that he is a refugee. Immediately he becomes immune from, e.g., instant deportation. Authorities must schedule a hearing and release him. The vast majority vanish into the crowd and are never seen again.

This is my recollection from an article read long ago. If anybody knows this is wrong, please correct me.

--Boris

[I_Publius]

They sure are causing a stink, aren't they?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

...without passports, valid tickets or visas and sought asylum...

What kind of asylum? [I know.... I know... =]

[Mr. Bungle]