Go ahead and make fun of me - but last week I happened to be behind a very slow moving (15 mph) van with Manitoba plates down a country road 50 miles north of NYC, and couldn't help but notice the windows were completely covered with curtains and there was a hand-fashioned 3x6 wood box affixed to the back with a padlock on it. There were two of them, in fact. Maybe they were headed back to Manitoba for something.
ROFL!
Sheesh, talk about your "bird" that "squawks wrong."