[Brother of] IowaHawk: Why Do They Hate Us, Dude?

CNSNews.com ^ | October 26, 2001 | Keanu Burge

[janus]

The main reason we are hated by the Islamic world is because we invented the telephone. Do you know what it is like to be on your horse with a headless goat under arm, heading towards your opponents goal, when your cell phone rings? Then to find out it is just some guy trying to palm off a cheap vacation at DisneyWorld?

[SunnyUsa]

"The main reason we are hated by the Islamic world is because we invented the telephone. Do you know what it is like to be on your horse with a headless goat under arm, heading towards your opponents goal, when your cell phone rings?

ring ring ring .... ring ring ring....

[IowaHawk]

Whoa, nelly! We got bigtime college buzkashi between the hedges! He's rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' down the sidelines, hanging on to the headless goat like a loaf of bread!

Latest Afghan Bowl Coalition Buzkashi Ratings:

1. Amnebarma Crimson Tide of Infidel Blood
2. Nebraskastan Goathuskers
3. Islamasota Golden Cave Gophers
4. Peshawar A&M Oil Boilers
5. Cal-Berkeley

[Billthedrill]

You're just jealous because your brother is more knowledgeable about foreign affairs than you are, dude. I mean, as if!

[Ditto]

And I'm telling you, man - nothing irritates the international community more than our reclusive, meddlesome, negligent hegemony.

ROTFLMAO. Hawk, I think I saw your brother on one of those C-Span college forums. Does he have green hair and a tongue ring?

[dennisw]

That brother of yours needs some nuking!

[Ditto]

and about that first comment, it may not be that you said NOTHING, it's the Way you said NOTHING! gotta watch that!

You sound like my wife.

[janus]

5. Cal-Berkeley: The Caliphs, as we like to call them, should be rated higher than 5th.

[IowaHawk]

No, dreadlocks and pierced nose. Sometimes he wears his "Free Mumia" jammies.

[IowaHawk]

That brother of yours needs some nuking!

Kind of redundant. He's fried half the time, already.

[Ouachita]

Wow dude! Your imaginary brother, is like, really with it man. :-)

[Alex Murphy]

Keanu wants to write a book, but I told him he should try reading one first.

I can't say Keanu's to blame for that. The real problem is with modern, state-financed higher education. Sure, the universities claim they promote reading. But then they kick us out of the University Bookstore for thumbing our way through the magazine racks instead of attending that third-period Architechture 117 class on postmodern California single-level building construction (you know, the one called "Nuevos Rancheros"). How are we ever going to get this country literate if they keep putting our favorite magazines inside sealed baggies?

[Cool Guy]

Dude, way kewl! Peash!!

[dennisw]

NEWSFLASH>

ABC News tonight (Friday) will have some footage of that Afghan goat polo game

[nunya bidness]

and you're like "shut up, Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of Sri Lanka."

[headsonpikes]

"They hate us because of our arrogance."

Keanu has a point. LOL!

[MadIvan]

Any news of the vegetarian co-op he's going to set up with his girlfriend Moonbeam? ;)

Regards, Ivan

[IowaHawk]

Unfortunately, he spent all the seed capital from Dad on a trip to Amsterdam. And her name is 'Moonflower.'

Regards, IH

[scottiewottie]

Figures!
Northwestern Alliance did not make the top five!
And yes, I hate cheese!

[scottiewottie]

liKE, dude how are you giong to right an akshun pakhed novel without Mavis Beacon?

...but um ted, we need sail the novel two get Mavis Beacon!