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Clinton Receives Salmonella
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Posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers
He got himself in the news.
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To: Fearless Flyers
Hey, how 'bout that John LeClair? Nobody's stronger on skates. Once he gets in front of the crease, it's like he grows roots there.
Oh, who's Samonalla?
To: Howlin
the thing is, you know he has been exposed to much worse than salmonella in his daily cavorting, but we are supposed to have our panties in a wad over his exposure to salmonella. the guy is a walking STD....
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:11:17 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Fearless Flyers
Welcome to FR.
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Finally, when you think nothing could be worse,
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you will become a lawyer.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:11:37 AM PDT
by
ofMagog
To: Critter
Tacko , Critter
To: putupon
Q.: Who is salmonella?
A.: Sal Monella is Ann Thrax's brother-in-law.
To: lowbridge
Ok everyone. I'm flying this thread to Cuba! Fidel Lowbridge
Not if we can help it- prepare to be tackled by every passenger on this thread! (And try not to stick us with the boxcutter.)
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:12:11 AM PDT
by
piasa
To: Fearless Flyers
Bill Clinton has got to be a oneman walking plague of STD's
To: YaYa123
This could be the most pathetic attempt at getting in the news.
Now Paula Zahn said whatever was in the vials spoiled and turned into salmonella; the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs.
BUT, Paula advises us now that Clinton NEVER got near the salmanella.
Pathetic.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:12:34 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: DainBramage
LOL....next thing you know, we'll all be getting exposed to OLD EGGS.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:13:21 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Judicial Watch
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To: Captainpaintball
So BJ is a chicken hawk too?
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:14:02 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
To: Captainpaintball
Wow! In addition to herpes, syphillis, and a MEAN case of genital warts, he's almost got the whole collection! Left out Hillary..... he's got that, too.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:14:09 AM PDT
by
bwteim
To: xsmommy
People are dying of anthrax and he's whining about something anybody in the whole world could pick up at a salad bar.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:14:19 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: willyb_jr
Who? Dave? No, Dave's not here.
But a cigar smoking beaver has reported for duty.
To: Twodees
If you mean that Clinton was infected with salmonella, I doubt it. Salmonella isn't an STD.
In Clintons case it could be... Think about it...
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:14:52 AM PDT
by
DB
To: Senator Pardek
ROFL.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:14:56 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Howlin
BREAKING!!!
Lazamataz has a case of weaponized athlete's feet.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:15:19 AM PDT
by
piasa
To: Fearless Flyers
CNN's Paula Zahn and Dr. Zanjay Gupta are having a ball discussing what Clinton might have received in those 3 vials that spoiled and caused salmonella to form.
LOL (I've never received a vial of pork chops but who knows who is sending what to Clinton.) Officials say this has NOTHING to do with terrorists!! The vials were delivered to Cllinton's office 3 weeks ago, and oh praise the Lord, Clinton is not and never was, in any danger.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:15:42 AM PDT
by
YaYa123
To: piasa
You're right....this should be in Breaking News...........LOL.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:16:12 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: YaYa123
"I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in vials..." after 8 years you still don't understand hillbilly?
I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in "vittles....
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:16:19 AM PDT
by
hoot2
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