[IronJack]

There are any number of social customs designed to introduce eligible Muslim women to searching males. One is the horsewhipping party, in which the males flog the females guests randomly, listening to their shrieks until he finds one he "fancies." Another common tradition is to have the potential bride over to a camel wash. In these closely monitored events, the bride is allowed to remove her head-to-toe robe. If she proves to be more attractive than the camel -- a rarity -- the groom may rape her. If he is satisfied with his catch, he may decide to keep her. Another meeting place is the soda shoppe, where young Muslim males go to "hang out" with their friends. Since women aren't allowed out in public, they must remain inside the shoppe. The males playfully toss incendiary grenades into the flimsy structures, which ignite like a dried tumbleweed. The ladies disciplined enough to remain in the inferno are highly desired by the orthodox Muslim men. The others who run for their lives are branded as moral cowards and traitors to Allah, and beheaded.

Love is love in any language, including Pashtun.

[xsmommy]

FYI....i am sure you have all been wondering this same thing.

[RnMomof7]

There are any number of social customs designed to introduce eligible Muslim women to searching males. One is the horsewhipping party, in which the males flog the females guests randomly, listening to their shrieks until he finds one he "fancies." Another common tradition is to have the potential bride over to a camel wash. In these closely monitored events, the bride is allowed to remove her head-to-toe robe. If she proves to be more attractive than the camel -- a rarity -- the groom may rape her. If he is satisfied with his catch, he may decide to keep her. Another meeting place is the soda shoppe, where young Muslim males go to "hang out" with their friends. Since women aren't allowed out in public, they must remain inside the shoppe. The males playfully toss incendiary grenades into the flimsy structures, which ignite like a dried tumbleweed. The ladies disciplined enough to remain in the inferno are highly desired by the orthodox Muslim men. The others who run for their lives are branded as moral cowards and traitors to Allah, and beheaded. Love is love in any language, including Pashtun.

Thank you ..you have a truly sick sense of humor and have given me the best LOL today!

[Serb5150]

you've GOTTA check out post 14...

[dighton]

Bump for the must-see #14.

[SunnyUsa]

IronJack - ROFL on your #14!!!

fyi everyone else! :)

[VA Voter]

THis one deserves it's own thread.

[Vinnie]

IJ, you do indeed have a most fertile and hilarious imagination. LOL !!!