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If Afghanistan had prime-time network tv: "AFGHAN TV GUIDE" -- Humor Break
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Posted on 10/17/2001 5:30:19 PM PDT by summer

TV GUIDE FOR AFGHAN PRIMETIME NETWORK TV

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Fatima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS:
"Fatima Loves Chachi"

LOL....
1 posted on 10/17/2001 5:30:19 PM PDT by summer
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To: sirgawain
:)
2 posted on 10/17/2001 5:30:39 PM PDT by summer
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To: summer
Kabul TV

8:00 "Captain Kandahar"
9:00 "The Saudi Duty Show"
9:30 "Talibantubbies"
10:00 "Afghan Rugrats"
10:30 "My Mullah the Car Bomber"
11:00 "The Flying Nut"
11:30 "The Flintstonings"
12:00 "Jee-Hawd"
1:00 "The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour"
2:00 "Bazooka"
3:00 "The Veiled, Veiled East"
4:00 "Teenage Ninja Muslim Turbans"
4:30 "Anthrax Roadshow"
5:30 "The PJs" (with Peter Jennings)
6:00 "Sixty Virgins"
7:00 "Torched by an Avenging Angel"
8:00 "Everybody Loves Ramadan"
8:30 "The Drew Carriers Show"
9:00 "Enemies"
9:30 "Not Landing"
10:30 "The Merry Traitor Maher Show"

TODAY'S BEST BET:

2:00 "Bazooka" Eastern. The Cartridges have to deal with crack British and American forces that have invaded the Ponderosama. Starring Lerne Meene as Bin Cartridge, Bernhell Roberts as Atom, Damn Blockade as Camm, Michael Laden as Little Jihad, and Victor Die Yung as Hop Plane.

Charlie Henrickson

3 posted on 10/17/2001 5:37:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: summer
BTW, the source for your opening post here tonight was a Joe Soucheray/Garage Logic.com piece posted on an FR thread last week:

Afghan TV Guide

4 posted on 10/17/2001 5:42:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
8:00 "Everybody Loves Ramadan"

LOL!
5 posted on 10/17/2001 5:42:48 PM PDT by summer
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thank you so much for crediting the source! I could not find it! :)
6 posted on 10/17/2001 5:43:21 PM PDT by summer
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To: hollywood; davidosborne; bosniajmc
FYI. :)
7 posted on 10/17/2001 5:49:39 PM PDT by summer
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To: summer
Don't forget their new soap operas:

The Young & Headless...

As The World Turns Over...

The Last Days Of Our Lives

Source... Me

8 posted on 10/17/2001 8:04:17 PM PDT by csap
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To: csap
forgot "The Edge of Knife", hehe.
9 posted on 10/17/2001 8:19:19 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: MissAmericanPie
"The Love Goat"
10 posted on 10/17/2001 8:31:10 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: LarryLied
ROFLOL
11 posted on 10/17/2001 9:31:02 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: LarryLied
now, THAT is funny!!
12 posted on 10/17/2001 9:40:40 PM PDT by going hot
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To: going hot; MissAmericanPie
:-)

Love... exciting and new,
Come aboard,
I'm expecting you
The Love Goat,
Soon we'll be making Taliban fun,
The Love Goat,
Promises pleasure for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new ro-mance.
And love... won't hurt anymore,
It's barnyard bleats, in a friendly cave.
It's love-, welcome aboard it's lo-o-ove.

13 posted on 10/17/2001 10:58:36 PM PDT by LarryLied
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