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Breaking! "NO SAFE HARBOR" - phase 2 - Swedish Bikinis Launch Amphibious Assault on Afghanistan
D-oh!bka
| 10-10-01
| Larrs Ole Ole Ullrich Freep
Posted on 10/10/2001 10:51:15 AM PDT by Sabertooth
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Operation: "NO SAFE HARBOR"
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Swedish Bkikini Team Leopard demonstrates the rigorous toe and calf exercises crucial to a successful amphibious landing in Afghanistan.
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Swedish Bikini's elite Team Leather coordinates the efforts of SBTeam Platinum and SBTeam Leopard from deep in their Swiss Alpine mountain stronghold.
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"One of the beauties of the Swedish Bikini Team," said Captain Misty (left), Leader of SBTeam Platinum, "is that our heads are really interchangeable." "We share all of our thoughts and mental processes. If the bad men should scare or hurt one of us, we can keep on fighting with having lost any valuable information."
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There are tremendous logistical difficulties involved with amphibious assaults on land-locked countries like Afghanistan. SBTeam Platinum conducted extensive maneuvers and training in tarmac puddles at Camp Bondsteel, in the former Yugoslavia.
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"We've been working on all of our Shallow Ops routines," according to Captain Misty. "My favorite is one we do to 'Dirty Water,' by the Standells. It's SO cute!"
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"Look what I can do!" said SBTeam Leopard Captain Vendela. "Oooo, cold!"
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Last minute battle preparations:Captain Vendela and Lt. Gunnel confer over strategy.
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Team Leopard Demonstrates "The Scramble" "We wear leopard bikinis to confuse the Taliban, who've never actually seen women," said Lt. Sonya. "They think we're strange and wonderful animals." "But if they get suspicious," Lt. Gunnel jumped in, "we do the "Scramble." "That's right!" said Captain Vendela. "I'll yell 'Scramble!' Or maybe one of the other girls will yell 'Scramble!' It doesn't really matter who does it. But look what happens. It's VERY confusing!"
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Memo to the Talies:
Be afraid.
To: dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; KantianBurke, one_particular_harbour
Wing-Wang a Ping-a-ding dang!
To: Sabertooth
Excellent. Did you put this together yourself? (the pics, not the girls). If so, congrats on a job well done. Or did you pull off a web site? In which case, could you post the URL? I want to send this to some friends.
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Wing-Wang a Ping-a-ding dang!
To: Martin Tell
This is the source.
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Wing-Wang a Ping-a-ding dang!
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((((((PING))))))
To: Sabertooth
In this effort of mine to get my extremely important message across it is imperative that I jump on what will undoubtedly prove to be the most active thread of the day. Even THOUGH these girls are NOT that hot and it takes forever to load. (Kriminittlies! Get a better server) ;^)
Write your congress critters. Demand that all non citizen Muslims be deported NOW. This will make the FBI's job easier in watching the remaining ones. They (the 'citizen' Moslems) may have to go too however.
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10/10/2001 11:02:54 AM PDT
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mercy
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To: Sabertooth
Wang, Dang Sweet Poontang!
(Thank you God for Thread 2! And Sabertooth!)
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