FReeoples // Thread 238

[grannie9]

I love you too little green tree.

Look, smell, whatever the Ratt does best. I'm sure he's a master at all forms of discerning taste. He's not known as the RATT man for nothing.... heh, heh, heh.

[palo verde]

did you hire him for the job cause of enthusiasm or experience

[tomkat]

who wants virgins anyway ?
the learning curve's too tedious...

'sides, how would those camel****ers tell the difference ?
~(:-]_s

[palo verde]

oh I see, he has Ann Colter on his resume
and his name is a giveaway
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

okey dokey, he looks like a self-starter

[palo verde]

you want nully for first mate
his job is to find gorgeous women too?
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I think the men on our thread have been doing on-the-job training since kindergarten

[grannie9]

Trust the Ratt in all things female. He just knows what's best.

Where are we going to fit you in Tomkat kitty...? Watching the Ratt? You could be his control, (as in spy master)

[grannie9]

Don't knock it! You may get some leavings.....hehehe

[palo verde]

tomkat can find gorgeous women too

[tomkat]

the ol' kat was smart enough to find you two ...

[grannie9]

Now wait up Palo dear, we need a crew on board at all times... They can't all be Chiefs... we need the indians... get it?

Everyone to their own Yob... I happen to love mine..and I'm sure you'll find something to keep you busy when not teaching. You can keep the crew happy between the larnins...

[palo verde]

well grannie you're doing a great job of recruiting the men
see you in a few
when I get back with Lulu
don't forget westy's recent experience with Miss Google makes him particularly fit for the position
and habs finds Judith Regan hot
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I've made you Gins favorite secretary... Keep order, while I wander the ship... ahem

I need to pick up the Caps cabin... ;^)

[null and void]

Palo as teacher, yes. Grannie as Ginny, (the Capt'ns concubine) yes, yes. Nully as First Mate, absolutely. Sounds like a plan.

Count me in.

(I'm up for it...)

[gratefulwharffratt]

Watching the Ratt? You could be his control, (as in spy master)

The Ratt answers to no man!!! (And very few women. hehehehe!! Ann Coulter, Katherine Harris, Sela Ward, Marina Sirtis, Palo Verde etc. etc. etc.)

If the Scurvy Rat(t) Capt. will arm me with a .50 Barrett with nightvision scope, and silencer (does one exist for a .50 cal.??), I can promise a secure ship, free from terrorists.

Also, since the Scurvy Rat(t) Capt. is steering the dinghy, then I am sure our passengers will need MUCH comforting and many assurances. That is when my 'counseling' skills will be of good use.

My fee?? First pick of the passengers as they embark. I promise to return them in a happier, more satisfied state of mind than when borrowed.

[grannie9]

Nully, your taking the bait! (whoops, sorry.)

Wait, Ratt and Kat are handling bait.

As First Mate, you will be in charge of things above and below decks.

You will be a much sought after man, me thinks.. A little passing of the coin of the Realm may help make you a very rich man. (can you say bribes?)

Of course this is within the rules of the Cap. He's the last word...

[grannie9]

See? Perfect man for the Yob. We'll run a tight ship with very contented beauties.

We'll have to force sell them, they won't want to be given away...

[Mo1]

I FINALLY woke up from the dead ... wow that cold med knocked me out ...

Grannie .. thanks for the kind words ..

The Hubby told me President Bush SLAMMED the Congress for opening their BIG MOUTH ... hehehe .. good

[grannie9]

You're very welcome.

Yes I agree about Bush. He gave them a good slap upside the head.

If they were smart they would take notice. But are they? Can't prove it by me.. lol