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Osama bin Laden Phones President Bush
10-8-2001
Posted on 10/08/2001 4:44:34 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
My brother sent me this and I thought it would be worth sharing with all you Good FReepers:
Osama bin Laden Phones President Bush! Osama bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said bin Laden. "What was on the banner?" asked President Bush.
"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist scum.
"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Osama.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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To: MeeknMing
Very cute!
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posted on
10/09/2001 6:28:34 AM PDT
by
pubmom
To: MeeknMing
The banner would probably look like this:
To: MeeknMing
Afghanistan Weather Forecast The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon.
The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour.
It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet.
If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body.
5 Day Forecast ---- Approx. 2 days.
Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while... well, while it's still there.
I liked this. Spread it around to those peaceniks ya love.
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posted on
10/09/2001 11:11:47 AM PDT
by
LowOiL
To: Lowelljr
Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while...
well, while it's still there. I liked this. Spread it around to those peaceniks ya love.
I like it too! Thanks! LOL!
To: MeeknMing
HAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Isreal luv'n BUMP !
Cheese .
To: fellowpatriot
Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
Bumped through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" ;)
-Snerdley
"Never start a fight, but by God, ALWAYS FINISH IT!"
-Captain John Sheridan
Earth Space Station Babylon 5
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posted on
10/09/2001 1:59:27 PM PDT
by
Snerdley
To: Snerdley
Bumped through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" ;)
I see your bump and I RAISE you a bump! :-)
To: MeeknMing
ROTFL!
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posted on
10/09/2001 3:02:26 PM PDT
by
firewalk
To: MeeknMing
:-{)
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posted on
10/09/2001 3:16:02 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
To: MeeknMing
PING!!!!!!!
ping! Keep up the good work DUBYA President Bush!
To: MeeknMing
Sixty maidens, And they're virgin, But a slightly Different version: They all look like Janet Reno! Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know? SWEET!!!
To: sweetjane
bttt
This is so funny, I'm about to wet myself.
To: hispanarepublicana
Definitely. I wish I could claim credit. It cracks me up sooooo much. There are some funny and creative FREEPERS out there. They give us a good name.
I love this thread!
To: sweetjane;hispanarepublicana
This is so funny, I'm about to wet myself.
Definitely. I wish I could claim credit. It cracks me up sooooo much. There are some funny and creative FREEPERS out there. They give us a good name. I love this thread!
I'll make sure my brother gets your comments, and thanks! Ya'll have a GREAT day! ;-)
bttt!
To: Clinton's a liar
It was another DEBKA report, but they didn't realize it was a joke.........
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:22:04 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: Clinton's a liar
It was another DEBKA report, but they didn't realize it was a joke.........
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:23:55 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: MeeknMing
bttt!
To: RikaStrom; LoneGOPinCT; MHGinTN; BansheeBill; Aristophanes; The Kitten; afraidfortherepublic...
Ping the funny bone!. . .
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