[Grim]

Christians are always paranoid, neo-nazis; Priests are always sex fiends; It's possible to get kicked in the head 50 times without passing out; A bad guy with a machine-gun can never hit the broad side of a barn but a good guy with a revolver can hit a moving taraget at 100 yards

[RandallFlagg]

All blind people can beat the living s*it outta anyone.