Chris Matthews: Clinton never had shot at greatness/never got opportunity Bush was given Tuesday

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 09/13/2001 | Chris Matthews

[Let's Roll]

This is unbelievable! It's not because Clinton didn't try with his irresponsible, glory-seeking middle eastern policy of appeasement. And, it's only because God has not forsaken America, that GWB is our President today and not the incompetent algore and Gore knows it even if x42 and his lackeys don't.

[willyboyishere]

The mood of the country has now effectively left both Clintons in the dust, waving their arms vainly, trying to keep their pointless ambitions in sight. They're history. Thank you God.

[Mia T]

Q ERTY3 BUMP

 

 

The clinton Rapes: Credit where credit is due...

Even hillary hagiographer, Gail Sheehy, concedes that hillary clinton deserves no less than half of the credit for the clinton rapes.

She made the money, she laid out the political strategy. She fought his political enemies for him. She gave him a beautiful child. She was an excellent mother. What more could you want in a political wife? So these other little escapades on the side were just, you know, white noise.---GAIL SHEEHY

Historically, hillary clinton has always been a co-equal partner in clintoncrime.

Specifically, hillary clinton raped, too. For two decades, for power, for all intents and purposes, hillary clinton both provided and pinned her husband's prey as he raped them, again and again.

 

In a novel twist of logic and reality during the First Rapist's impeachment trial, the co-rapist portrayed the endless string of clinton rapes as significant clinton public policy, euphemistically dubbing chronic clinton predation "ministering to troubled young girls."

• Mia T, First Rapist's Rose-Garden Escape: The Full Story

Bill Clinton may not be the worst president America has had, but surely he is the worst person to be president. There is reason to believe that he is a rapist ("You better get some ice on that," Juanita Broaddrick says he told her concerning her bit lip), and that he bombed a country to distract attention from legal difficulties arising from his glandular life, and that. ... Furthermore, the bargain that he and his wife call a marriage refutes the axiom that opposites attract. Rather, she, as much as he, perhaps even more so, incarnates Clintonism

---GEORGE WILL, Sleaze, the sequel

The rape took place while Bill was running for governor. Hillary came bursting into the room to talk to two people, one of whom I personally know. She said "You won't believe what this &^%$#@#$%^ did now. He tried to rape some b*tch."

It was the job of these two to squelch the story.

doug from upland to Shaun Hannity, WABC, 10/16/00

"I believed that he had done it. I believed her that she had been raped 20 years ago. And it was vicious rapes, it was twice at the same event." Asked point blank if the president is a rapist, Shays said, "I would like not to say that it way. But the bottom line is that I believe that he did rape Broaddrick."

Rep. Christopher Shays,

Shays Shocker: Clinton Raped Broaddrick Twice

[VOYAGER]

Chris Matthews: "Bill Clinton never had his shot at greatness. . .

All he had to do was quit being an arrogant horse's ass.

[angkor]

Nice to know that the murder of 5,000 innocent people was considered an opportunity. Chris Matthews is a Clinton boot-licking idiot!

It's the sickness that is Washington.

[Great Dane]

Nice to know that the murder of 5,000 innocent people was considered an opportunity. Chris Matthews is a Clinton boot-licking idiot!

Excactly my reaction, but it gets better.

Rivera said that "We should ask our real pals the KLA for help."

[doug from upland]

Hey, thanks for getting that quote from Sean's show.

[Mia T]

 

 BUMP!

 

Weekly Standard writer Tucker Carlson has dubbed Princeton University historian Sean Wilentz "loser of the week" for his testimony before the House Judiciary Committee last week. The New York Times described his testimony as "gratuitously patronizing."

 

"Why would Wilentz risk his reputation to join the already bulging ranks of Clinton throne-sniffers?" Mr. Carlson asked Marxist historian Eugene Genovese, who guesses that "the pressure of time and the passions of the moment" got to Mr. Wilentz.

 

"As for why anyone would cite the Framers in defense of Clinton, Genovese seems baffled" Mr. Carlson wrote.

 

Mr. Genovese told Mr. Carlson: "I come from a rather tough working-class neighborhood where attitudes toward women left a great deal to be desired. ... But if anybody had said in the local pool room" some of the things President Clinton reportedly did to Monica Lewinsky, "the attitude would have been, 'That's degenerate. You don't do that to a girl, not even a whore.' The idea that the United States of America, the supreme world power, would tolerate a man in office who is a palpable moral degenerate -- the Founding Fathers would have choked."

--The Washington Times

[Mia T]

The mood of the country has now effectively left both Clintons in the dust, waving their arms vainly, trying to keep their pointless ambitions in sight. They're history. Thank you God.

102 Posted on 09/17/2001 19:33:00 PDT by willyboyishere

...demonstrating that alien pod replication is a reversible process after all...

(We must now make sure that the reversal isn't reversed.)

 

The only way they can win is to convince people that we're space aliens.

--bill clinton

 

 

June 9, 1999

 

Peggy Noonan's excellent piece in yesterday's Wall Street Journal is really the story of the death of democracy. At its core it is the description of the human double helix gone terribly awry, of a denatured protein grotesquely twisted, of two mutant, tangled strands of DNA, the basest imaginable of base pairs linked permanently, as firmly as guanine to cytosine, bill inexorably to hillary and conversely, doing what they do best, and doing it relentlessly.

 

Killing.

Killing insidiously.

Killing as they pose and pander and feel our pain.

 

My only complaint is with Peggy Noonan's title.

The Mad Boomer, doesn't begin to capture candidate clinton considered separately or even taken as the self-anointed "twofer," permanently conjoined at that cavity conspicuously empty except for ego, that place where brain and soul and guts and heart normally reside.

 

This is not to say that she -- that they -- are not both quite mad and of that self-indulgent, arrogantly, ignorantly solipsistic age sandwiched flatly between yesterday's innocence and tomorrow's insouciance. Rather, it is that their madness and their boomerism don't even begin to explain their noxious influence: The cloying, internally inconsistent clinton calculus. The unspoken clinton threats. They permeate the atmosphere like a coiling miasma, choking off all freedom.

 

Even in New York.

Especially in New York.

When she wrote "The New Colossus," Emma Lazarus hardly had in mind this pair of mutant, deadly, twisted aliens.

 

So forget Arkansas-Illinois carpetbaggery and standard issue muckraking. The clintons are aliens of quite another sort. They are extrinsic, not of this world. They are inhuman. They are dehumanizing.

 

You may recall that the first act of this story of two degenerates maintained by iterating idiots, farce of farce ad infinitum, was generated quite by accident by iterated AlGoreRhythm, who, it should be noted, is now himself the object of iterated calculation by said degenerates who want iteration 2004 all for themselves.

 

And thus the odd bit of bloody Gore in Act II: The ugly sight of a corrupt, bottom-heavy hillary self-impaled on the horns of a Treason-Dilemma- masquerading-as-a-Third-Term-Dilemma-masquerading-as-a-Senate-stampede, for example, or bill's recent unsolicited, underwhelming Times interview on the Gore candidacy.

 

Act I was called "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover." Ostensibly the tale of the wife of a bloodthirsty crime boss who finds romance with a bland bookseller between courses at her husband's restaurant, it was in fact the Thyestean and moveable -- yet unmoving -- feast of hillary clinton at her husband's sham restitution. (Note the reciprocity. The sham restitution in Act II is all hillary's.)

 

Food, color coding, sex, murder, torture and cannibalism were the exotic (if mostly horizontal) fare in this beautifully filmed but brutally uncompromising modern memoir which passed as ancient fable about nouveau riche rapacity.

Not for the faint at heart, Purple Hearts or queazy stomachs, this depiction of the gross debasement of America was heavily peppered with irony and dark humor throughout.

 

Although she baked no cookies, didn't do illicit land or cattle deals and stood by no man, hillary clinton starred in the triple role of the Cook, the Thief and his Wife. Her lover was played at once vaporously and in workmanlike fashion by the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt, with Janet Reno, between her stints rendering intermittent injustice for the Husband, as the reliable stand-in. Sidney Blumenthal was the stand-in for the Cook and Craig Livingstone the stand-in for the Thief. The last-minute addition of Christopher Hitchens as the snitch was a stroke of absolute genius notwithstanding its cerebral accident, its predictable-if-perfect pitch and its facile alliteration.

 

Although Act I had no rating, the new clinton soccer-mom directive will require a photo ID for any viewer without independent proof of illegal alien DNC or DNA sequencing.

 

 

In Act II, rabid anti-clinton voters, roughly 33% of the U.S. populace according to as-yet-unpodded pollsters, become increasingly aware that they are disappearing in droves and being replaced by alien pod replicas which have their physical attributes but lack all anti-clinton affect.

 

If Act I was a thinly veiled allegory about naked clintonism, then Act II is a parable about the plan for world domination by the Establishment, aged hippies in pinstripes all, with their infantile, solipsistic world view amazingly untouched by time.

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

 

[Mia T]

Thank YOU! It's one of the great ones.

[Paulus Invictus]

Don't read these criticisms from morons, Mia and keep on doing what you do so well!

[areafiftyone]

EWWWWW!!!

[Paulus Invictus]

Not to mention the crucial, secret sale Klintoon authorized of encryption technology to Syria that allowed the terrorists to talk freely on encrypted telephones and via faxes. It heped a lot in getting the WTC demolished and many Americans killed. Is that treasonous or what?

[areafiftyone]

Chris Matthews doesn't have any testicles (which could explain his annoying squeaky voice)!

[f.Christian]

Thanks for the "Gothics"---

crossing out the American and that arrow---->

eye diddddnt have saaax widd thet wooomen(hillary)...

luv it---you!!!

[breakem]

You're a colorful person.

I would add Missile Guidance Technology ABD supercomputers

[RJayneJ]

I put all on one sheet, so they're always in the pool. I try to pick the one that makes some connection to the mood of the day. I don't always succeed but...

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[rebelsoldier]

Chris Matthews isn't intellectually or emotionally stable enough to provide any meaningful assessment about or dialogue on contemporary political issues. His place in the media is by virtue of his association with former Democrat big shot House Speaker Tip O'Neill alone. Talent and insight are nowhere to be found. His show is both bombastic and hysterical in lieu of direct and engaging. Don't waste your time watching this horse's ass.

[Mia T]

In light of recent events, a couple of pitchfork and headgear additions...

[RooRoobird14]

Within 48 hours of the attacks, Chris Matthews was basically surveying the smoking body parts of 5400+ human beings and saying:

"Damn!!!! That's not fair!!! George Bush has all the luck!!! This should have happened on Clinton's watch!"

Words cannot begin to describe my utter contempt for any "journalist" who would write something like this at a time like this. May Matthews be BURIED with outraged, furious phone calls, letters and e-mails. This snivelling little Clymer deserves unrelenting expressions of contempt.