Bin Laudin - Wanted Dead or Alive
(With Apologies to Bon Jovi)
It’s all the same, only the president's name has changed,
Every day I feel my life slipping away,
America's the place, where the faces I saw cold,
I ride all night, Just to find a safe hole.
I’m an coward, on a stinking camel I ride,
I’m wanted, dead or alive,
Wanted, dead or alive.
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it’s not for days,
And people I meet always run the other way.
Sometimes you tell the day, by how bad you stink.
And sometimes when you’re alone, you can't help but do a sheep.
I’m a coward, on a stinking camel I ride,
I’m wanted, dead or alive,
Wanted, dead or alive.
I’m Bin Laudin, on a stinking camel I ride,
I’m wanted, dead or alive,
Wanted, dead or alive.
I crap in the street, with my finger I wipe my crack,
I hide in the shadows, to avoid a bullet in my back.
I been everywhere, and no one will take me in,
I’ve angered every nation, and I’m wanted by them all.
I’m a coward, on a stinking camel I ride,
I’m wanted, dead or alive,
I’m Bin Laudin, I got the Americans on my ass,
I’m wanted, dead or alive,
Wanted, dead or alive.