LARRY KLAYMAN ISSUES URGENT REPORTIn an urgent report earlier today, Larry Klayman, head of Judicial Watch, issued an urgent report, to let people know that he was about to issue an urgent report. This urgent report marks the eigth urgent report this week alone. Klayman says the urgent report was issued, "to root out corruption in our government and to notify people that I would be releasing another, even more urgent, report shortly." The text of the urgent report is as follows:
URGENT REPORT BY LARRY KLAYMAN, HEAD OF JUDICIAL WATCH--we interrupt this reporting to bring you an urgent report!--Judicial Watch is releasing an urgent report today to notify people of an urgent report we plan on releasing shortly. The urgent report we will be releasing contains important, exciting details about corruption in the highest levels of
Live at the scene, in front of Judicial Watch headquarters, it appears any minute now that Judicial Watch president Larry Klayman is about to issue the urgent report that the urgent report we just reported on was referencing. Let's go to John, on the scene:
Thank you, Bill. It appears Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch is about to release the urgent report we reported he referenced in his earlier urgent report. Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch is about to start speaking:
"Thank you all for being here to cover my delivery of this urgent report. I am Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch, and I have an urgent report to issue..."