[SAMWolf]

.... we've been married 28 years and I still love her butt!
--SAMWolf, Oregon

[green team 1999]

good posting ha ha ha ha.

[glock rocks]

lady glock ran out of gas on the side of a very busy
highway with the kids. when i showed up to help her, here
was her statement...

“it couldn’t be out of gas... the light didn’t come on.”

ya gotta love ‘em.

[NittanyLion]

... have you ever seen a woman with green crust and slime smeared over her face, dark holes for her nostrils? Do you think you'd be able to sleep at night, knowing that creature is next to you?
-Arthur, Cedar City, Utah

LOL.

[Sunshine Sister]

What a hoot. I just sent this to all my friends who have all been married much longer than I have. I'll bet they have had all of these thoughts at least once in their married lives! Thanks for the post!

[Illbay]

Some of these are weird but...

Man, how I love my woman! EVEN the weird "stuff" she does. One night without her and I'm no good at all the next day.

I'm absolutely, positively addicted.

[stevem]

This is verbatum, a direct quote.

Once, on a hot summer day, when we were trying to find a bridge across the St. Croix River to Minnesota after spending a weekend at a friend's cabin in Wisconsin she said to me, "Why did you come this way if you knew you were going to get lost?"

The thought flashed across the vista that there would never be a jury in the land that would convict.

We also have been married nearly 28 years.

[TEXASPROUD]

Great post. We're 29 and counting, the youngest just graduated from Basic at Lackland AFB, now at Keesler AFB. After raising kids for 27 years I told her, "Now I get to run around the house naked again."

Her answer? "That's a scary thought."

My reply? "Wrong answer, you're supposed to say, OH BABY!"

[Marauder]

You ever notice the way she can be completely done with everything she has to say, then as soon as you leave the room she calls your name out, so you have to turn around and walk back in to see what she wants now?

Like my old man said, you can't live with them and you can't live without them.

[Ancesthntr]

...she doesn't understand that sound travels. When she calls me, I have to come to where she is to see what it is she wants. I love coming all the way across the house from the kitchen, just to have her ask me to get her a glass of juice from the #%&*@*& kitchen

...she doesn't think that my time is worth anything. I come home from work tired, but G-d help me if I want to sit on my butt for an hour or two and watch TV. And when I do that, not only do I almost always end up watching her shows, but then she gets pissed later that I didn't do anything that night.

[A.J.Armitage]

... every so often boom she's a brunette. Or I come home to a redhead. Actually, I have no ideawhat her natural color is.
--Cary, Seattle

He has seen the carpet, hasn't he?

[Sir Gawain]

ping

[windcliff]

ping

[BraveMan]

Gentlemen, you all have gonads the size of churchbells . . .

I would never share this kind of anecdotal information about my better half on a forum like this. My wife of seventeen years might actually see it. My life is complicated enough already . . .

I may be BraveMan, but not FoolishMan . . .

[uvular]

Another gem, SAM!

Anytime Mr. uvular looks like he's gonna be exasperated with something stoopid I've said or done, I 'flash' him, and all of a sudden, he forgets he was gonna get mad!

[Lazamataz]

I Love Her, But.....

I love her, but I love her even more.

[andysandmikesmom]

counting my wife and our teenage girls, that's four women. Somebody's always got PMS. --Everett, Little Rock, Ark.

I love that one...my cousin has three girls, and her husband swears that he is living in Hades, because each woman has her own week for her 'crabby woman cycle' as he calls it...he wonders why they cant all just get together, and have their 'cycles' at the same time...

Naw, he figures, they just do this on purpose to bug him...

[Movemout]

I've been married since 1974 and I still agree with the premise that if they didn't have certain attributes that there would be a bounty on them. LOL!

[Don Myers]

"my wife thinks everyone should be a vegetarian. During meals, she asks people how they can eat dead cows, or if they know that their pork chops used to be smarter than their dogs."

May I suggest separate dining rooms?

[Nita Nupress]

For some reason, I'm having these vague thoughts of Thanksgiving and floating pecans.

[uglybiker]

...and I still love her butt!

I wanna kiss her but...
She won't let me!

I wanna whisper sweet nuthin's
In herrr ear!

I wanna hold her behind...
Closed doors & more

I wanna kiss her but...
She won't let me!

...........................Dick Cavanaugh