I Love Her, But..... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women)

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[Nita Nupress]

;-)

[Storm Orphan]

I Love Her, But.....

I Love Her Butt.

[logos]

Well, you can color me stupid, because I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. Not a clue.

[Jolly Rodgers]

I Love Her Butt.

Yeah, and when the human resources director talked to you about the word "harass", you thought she was refering to a part of her anatomy. ;-)

[Storm Orphan]

I love how she relieves the boredom of long interstate drives.

I love the fact that now, six years after we got married, she's going to start teaching aerobics. (Yes!)

I love the fact I wake up to the smell of coffee every morning.

I love the lingering smell of her when I step into her walk-in.

I love the fact she just got her first (and only) tattoo this year.

I love her for tolerating my existence. ;^)

[Jolly Rodgers]

You've got mail...

[Nita Nupress]

Men are easily distracted by their hormones.

[MozartLover]

"Women... You can't live with 'em.... Pass the beer nuts."

Norm, (Cheers),right??? :)

[MozartLover]

"Men are easily distracted by their hormones."

Actually, I think they're more distracted by our hormones.;^)

Oh heck, they're just easily distracted, that's all.

[TexRef]

Yeah...

There was a GREAT Norm thread here a few weeks ago... Can't seem to find it though...

My favorite exchange:

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: It's a little early, isn't it Woody?

Woody: For a beer??

Norm: No, for stupid questions.

[logos]

Men are easily distracted by their hormones.

That, I know. I'm talking about "Thanksgiving" and "floating pecans". That's still a complete mystery.

[RightOnline]

I'm remembering a story a while back of a mutual friend of ours preparing a Thanksgiving dinner..............C'mon, logos, if MY aging brain remembers...........:)

[logos]

Sorry, but apparently my brain has aged more than yours. I still haven't a clue, and I've given this way more thought than it deserves. They say the first thing that goes...

What?

[liliana]

i went with my to have my haircut and the beautician suggested that i let her dye my hair, i agreed, and my hair changed from gray to nice warm brown, as we arived home my husband was in the driveway having also just arrived. daughter asked "what do you think dad will say", nothing, i replied, he won't even notice", "aaah mom" she said, she should have believed me, he didn't notice.

[liliana]

talk to the women or the boobs???

[hobbes1]

when she gets an idea in her head, there's no stopping her. And no rest for anyone until it's done.

I want to know what this guy is doing messin around with MY WIFE!!!.....I love her anyway.

[joathome]

"Some of these are weird but...

Man, how I love my woman! EVEN the weird "stuff" she does. One night without her and I'm no good at all the next day.

I'm absolutely, positively addicted.

And you are SUCH a sweetheart. :)

You know, I used to be clingy when my hubby left for business trips when we were younger. Now that I've gone out of town a couple of times recently, I've come back to my sweet, sweet hubby telling me how he can't stand it when I'm gone.

Yes, life is good.

[WIladyconservative]

Q: Why do women have breasts?
A: So guys will talk to them....
And how do you make fat attractive?
Put a nipple on it!

[packrat01]

... when we go somewhere in my vehicle, she leaves her Glock at home, then has to carry my backup.

[Wm Bach]

I would never share this kind of anecdotal information about my better half on a forum like this. My wife of seventeen years might actually see it. My life is complicated enough already . . .

I'm still in trouble for yesterday's post about how to answer "What are you thinking?"

1 - "What are you thinking?"
I'm thinking I wish you'd shut up and stop asking me questions so I could think.
2 - "Do you love me?"
I answered that question already. Weren't you listening?
3 - "Do I look fat?"
Auuughh! Stop asking me questions!
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
I wasn't even looking at her boobs, I was looking at the mailbox across the street.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
Oh, these questions will kill me before they kill you so the answer is - pull up a brimstone and ask you to sit next to me so that my hell would be complete.

Oh, crap! Now I'm in trouble again.