Judge orders JPMorgan to keep paying Charlie Javice’s $74M legal bills — including $530 in gummy bears

NY Post ^ | December 23, 2025 | Ariel Zilber

[BenLurkin]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[SteelPSUGOP]

How can JOM be responsible for her legal bills. Or is this just libtard legal at its best

[Jonty30]

In short, it is what JP Morgan agreed to do as part of its obligations in order to acquire another company. They didn’t foresee what that might mean beyond the standard legal expenses.

[marktwain]

Makes you wonder if the judge is getting a cut.

Seems bizarre.

[marktwain]

Thank you for the info. It is a contractual matter.

The contract had no exemptions? A blank check?

[Jonty30]

I don’t know. I can only surmise, based on the judge’s ruling that JP Morgan didn’t do its diligence in considering what agreeing to the contract might mean.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Laughing all the way to the bank.

[Larry Lucido]

So, is she single?

[marktwain]

Reminds me of “Terms of Service” and “Conditions”.

In short, many of them essentially say: we get everything, you get nothing, we promise nothing, and you cannot sue us.

I refuse many of them. Most people do not even read them.

Reminds me of the end scene in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[No name given]

Good questions.

[No name given]

I’m not sure she’s even a biological woman!

[No name given]

Quite literally in this case.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’m not sure she’s even a biological woman!

She is, but is hitting below par on spending some of that $74 million on improved presentability.

[gopno1]

I’m definitely undercharging.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Remember that the stockholders are the ones that end up paying. When the gov fined the big banks for money laundering drug cartel money, they fined the bank (stockholders) instead of the bank managers and employees (and also didn’t seize the cartels funds).

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Only one way to find out!

[xxqqzz]

It’s her legal defense against charge in defrauding JPM. She ran up huge bills that JPM is supposed to pay.

If you are interested in her, she may still have some of her ill gotten gains. Maybe they will let her have conjugal visits.