Some truths about Muslims-
Outer Space is 6 inches off the ground.
Everything they can see they think they own.
Everything over the horizon doesn’t exist.
anything they can’t remember never happened
The world started the moment they own they opened their eyes, and it goes away the moment they close them.
A truth about Somalis is that they’re the scariest looking people — at least the ones I’ve seen. The epitome of swarthy.
NEEDS TO BE REPEATED OFTEN & LOUDLY