And he lived on the first floor.
/S
Another one.
It must be Wednesday.
Damn! can’t they make safe windows in Russia????????
RE: Death by suicide
Hmmmm.... Andrei Badalov is the eighth senior Russian figure since 2022 to die by falling from an apartment. This mode of suicide seems to be the preferred method by Russian elites.... unless....
You would think that someone in the former Soviet Union would come up with another way to fake assassination, just to make it more interesting.
I’d get a basement place if I was them
The only home in Russia that would be safe from this kind of accident is a basement home with nothing above ground!
There was a young fellow named Fisher
Who was fishing for fish in a fissure;
Then a cod with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in ...
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.
The only thing worse than fishing tragedy, is 1st floor defenestration tragedy.
There a distinct lack of creativity among Russians seeking their own demise.
He fell three feet to his death from a first floor window and shot himself in the back of the head 4 times in this suicide.
[the band members have just thrown the hotel bellboy out the window]
Blood: What floor are we on?
Dr. Johnny Fever: Ground floor.
Blood: Pity!
Russia needs to send a bunch of windows to Ukraine.
Word of the day: “defenestration”
I’m not a Russian big shot. But if I were, I’d insist on living in a first-floor apartment. Oh, and I’d praise Comrade Putin every chance I got.
That too.
Arkancide.
Who tries to commit suicide by jumping out of a ground floor window?
Name That Band!
Counting Commies
The Plummeting Spazkies
Russia: 🎵 ‘I been to desert on bear with no name, feels good to be out of pain’
See, now this is normal. They typically do the staged suicide by falling out a window.
According to the MSM, George Floyd was a loving father and beloved pillar of the community, when he was brutally executed by racist police
My point being, don’t believe everything you read, especially when we know nothing else about the subject. Most of the media we see only exists to enforce a narrative, and propagandize you
I sense another $5 million “consulting fee” opportunity for Hillary Clinton to advise the Russians on more creative ways to commit suicide.