[ChicagoConservative27]

My dry cleaner? Weirdo...

[Dahoser]

Well, Willie had already taken wet cleaner as his contact name for Harris...

[Vendome]

[Howie66]

What else could one expect from a Communist Knucklehead who engages in Stolen Valor?

[teeman8r]

he could have put madam president, but he didn’t

[ClearCase_guy]

Bizarro world.

We used to be a serious country, led by serious men. We did serious things. We beat Japan, we beat the Nazis, we landed on the moon, we won the cold war.

I don’t think we could do any of that stuff now. We are a joke.

[TexasFreeper2009]

the mattress?

[2nd Amendment]

1-800-communist

[Ann Archy]

My dry cleaner.....and when Kimmel said how about Madam President....and Walz said HE DIDN’T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD!!

[ProudDeplorable]

Knees?

[sphinx]

Kimmel asked him what would happen if Walz’s actual dry cleaner needed to let him know his suit was ready.

Jimmy Kimmel thinks dry cleaners call to let you know when your laundry is ready?

This is someone who has never been to a dry cleaner in his life.

[BigFreakinToad]

How about splash zone or wet-n-wild

[VMI70]

Willy Brown?

[Wuli]

are you a click bait plant for the NYPost?

Your entry could not simply say what the weird name was.

You insisted everyone give a click to NYPost to get the answer??

[Verginius Rufus]

Back in the pre-Civil War period, potential nominees did not actively campaign and generally did not attend their party’s convention. In one case the person nominated was sent a letter telling him he was the nominee, but in those days the person receiving mail had to pay part of the postage so when the letter came he refused to pay, and did not learn for a while longer that he had been nominated.

[bigbob]

Commie-Chameleon

[Zathras]

This feels like a planted story.
No one picks up a call from an unknown caller.

[AppyPappy]

Well, she sure put a wash job on Willie

[LittleBillyInfidel]

“It was an unmarked number so I’m thinking it’s like a car warranty thing,” Walz told Kimmel

It was exactly like a "car warranty thing" ; a complete waste, fronted by scammers, and something that you'll regret.

[PGR88]

“Willie’s vacuum cleaner” would be both appropriate, and memorable.

[Sirius Lee]

Spermdumpster?