Better rewrite all of history. Here’s a new outline to avoid triggering the sensitive moslems...
Conquest of the Levant, 634–641 — GOOD!
The Battle of Tours (aka, Battle of Poitiers), 10 October 732 — BAD! Never to be spoken of again.
The capture of Jerusalem in the First Crusade, 1095-1102 — BAD!! Never to be spoken of again.
Saladin’s Conquest of Jerusalem, 1187 CE, GOOD!
The Conquest of Constantinople, 29 May 1453 — GOOD!
The Battle of Lepanto, 7 October 1571 — BAD! Never to be spoken of again.
The Reconquists, Battle of Covadonga in 718 to the fall of the Nasrid kingdom of
Granada to the Catholic Monarchs in 1492 — BAD! Never to be spoken of again.
The Battle of Vienna, 12 September 1683 — BAD! Never to be spoken of again.
The Twin Towers, New York City, 11 Sept 2001 — GOOD!
2/26/93. Don’t forget that one.