>> We’re not finished with you yet...
We don’t have snow skiing in Texas. Great snow skiing is incredibly important to the preferences of shallow, emigrating California progressives. Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, heads up! You WILL be assimilated. (You already are being assimilated, in fact.) Look at the states that have already FALLEN to the progressive skier onslaught: CO, NM, WA, OR, NV...
Texas, not so much. Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, no worries. ;-)
Here in Florida, we have alligators, hurricanes, fire ants, smothering humidity, downpours, #FloridaMan, panthers, flying cock-a-roaches (palmetto bugs) and bad drivers. California people are better off not coming here.