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To: Twotone
"It's an emergency Dean, I need a sex toy and I need it now! And the school should provide it . . . for some reason (because I'm special).
3 posted on 06/12/2023 5:40:42 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I was going to start procrastinating this year, I just haven't got around to it.)
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To: BipolarBob

“It’s an emergency Dean, I need sex and I need it now! And the school should provide it. Can you hook me up?”

Why stop with weird toys? Why doesn’t the school just get into the procurement business so students don’t have to waste any time getting laid? Leftists are always big on “one stop shops” and this is a perfect opportunity.


10 posted on 06/12/2023 6:10:20 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (I don’t like to think before I say something...I want to be just as surprised as everyone else.)
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