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Robbery? What robbery?
Hang em from the flag-pole outside the police department.
They probably wouldn’t find them for weeks.
LOL
I shouldn’t laugh, it’s probably true.
The real joke is that several years ago the Santa Clara CA PD parking lot was routinely used to dump stolen cars.
About three weeks before they would be towed.
They would not be found to be stolen until the tow company filed their paperwork.
By that time the insurance had usually already paid out.
This is the same incompetent PD who’s desk Sargent was robbed at his duty desk one night.