The Year of the Rabid
Good one.
Chinese New Year is apparently going to be a new day to stay at home with the covers up to our chins and read about the slaughters the next day.
Ann Coulter (not her fan) said Muslim holy days are tough for Americans. People get shot, stabbed on the sidewalk, or blown up by a nail bomb. Ramadan is especially violent.
Contrasted with ordinary holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas were loved ones travel to gather at festive meals and exchange presents and make kids laugh.
Wascally wabitts.
Nick Danger