Posted on 01/19/2023 6:55:42 AM PST by packagingguy
But...but...but...How’s will the Bolshies stay “woke” without their Starbucks?
Well it is Porno/climate change week at Davos, so the articles will be fast and furious for awhile. Their comedy writers are working overtime
Another article stated two drinks of week (at most) is being pushed by the Canadian government and now Coffee is “bad” as well? These Marxists despise us having nice things and enjoying our lives.....
First they came for our lightbulbs...then our straws...then our bags...then our cow farts.......What’s next...our gas stoves??
Anything I don’t like is HITLER!!! ... errrr... make that bad for the climate.
They are the thicker siblings of the village idiots worldwide
They are coming out with “Kool Suits”...Everyone will be required to wear a Kool Suit 16 hours a day...The suit lowers your body temperature from 98.6 degrees to 92.8 degrees...
This will help lower the heating of the earth...
Also the “Kool Suit” will contain a “Fart Bag” that collects the gases passed by each and everyone of us...
These bags will be collected at the end of each week and placed aboard a space shuttle to be emptied into far reaches of outer space...Extraterrestrials have already been alerted as to what is coming...
And Ms. Cora: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Zc0YQ_6bY
The only thing scientific about this dorm room all nighter is the name of the category of free money from the government
You need to head over to Davos chop-chop and rescue her from all the pedos at the WEF!
If only there was a way to use the boiling oceans to heat our percolators and poach our eggs. . .
Oh well, we’ll have tea - like all good Chinese and Muslims.
canadian researchers can kiss my tattooed arse.
During both world wars the blockade forced Germany to use a substitute for real coffee. A blend of roasted acorns, chicory, and beechnuts was popular.
Will our masters allow us to use at least two of those three ingredients to make our modern “coffee”? That would be nice.
Coming soon, a study proving homosexual pedophilia can save the planet by reversing global atmospheric GhGs...
Remember the good old days when it was just SUVs that caused “Climate Change”?
Basically what they are saying is that Capitalism causes Climate Change, and only a socialist planned economy can save the Erf.
SwiftBoat Rear Admiral John F’ing Kerry is doing everything he can to upstage Al Gore. Both of these clowns are bafoons who have made millions off of gov’ts and Davos type Billionaires. Admiral Kerry flies around in his private jet and charges the US gov’t three times what it normally would charge for a commercial charter operation. Of course Gore shows up at a conference and spews information that means nothing. He already made $100 million off the Climate Change menu and Admiral Kerry is fast catching up to Gore on the money. Maybe Ms. Heinz is cutting him off and he has to work for a living.
There is only one final solution to the “climate change” “issue”.
Human extinction.
(This was written by an AI—have a nice day!)
;-)
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