Only on his best of days. Normally, he is an odious sack of fecal matter that is several levels lower that whale excrement.
An interesting diagnosis, but I’m curious for my own reference point due to the nature and era of my service, as to where a bushel of sour owlshit ranks on your scale, for if this is the new standard for whale poop I may have to readjust my view in this fascinating modern age.
Perhaps I can adjust it all at once in the middle of the night due to a plumbing issue, because we are trying to squeeze unknown quantities of various turds into a one pound bag here.