[Kaslin]

"Next, during the pandemic, both Trump and I liked sending you money.

Even though I only got $460 SS I never got a penny from that Asshole. I did get $1200 from President Trump though to which I a thankful

[ClearCase_guy]

"In fact, if I do my job right, you should barely know I'm here."

One thing I do know: Joe is barely there.

[plangent]

As originally written last week: The Presitent: “...and my fellow Americans. I am here to tell you that the State of the Union is precarious because I relied on the advice of others instead of my own ‘bilities. In the last year all of the hope I had for this wonderful country has gone down here. I am here tonight to tell you It was reversed today. I have fired Ron Klain and Susan Rice and demanded the resignations of my entire Cabinet. We will start fresh.

As rewritten by Jen Psaki: The Presitent: “...and my fellow Americans. Everything is peachy keen. Say, where is that peach ice cream cone?...”

[V_TWIN]

State of the dementia is more like it