Skip to comments.FBI solicits Thanksgiving dinner tips for Capitol riot suspects
Posted on 11/25/2021 6:50:34 PM PST by libstripper
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Dear US Comrades:
Uncle Joe Biden now needs your help in rooting out enemies of the DemonRat party just as much as Uncle Joe Stalin needed the same help in cleansing the USSR in the 1930s, so please help in ratting out your relatives, former friends, and neighbors just as those Heroes of the Soviet Union did so long ago. Indeed, given Thanksgiving's racist history, it would be super appropriate to do to any Thanksgiving guests you don't really like anyway. Oh and, BTW, we won't let anyone you rat out confront you, regardless of that silly piece of toilet paper called the "Constitution."
Defund the FBI.
I nominate Nazi Pelousy, Meritless Garland and the Fey Wray all to undergo a proper investigation.
No interest is who rioted in DC during June??....Burned the church, injured 150 federal officers...
Nope, didn’t think so.
To the F.B. (bleepin’) I.:
Don’t you guys have any real work to do?
Last week we heard ya’ll were hunting down info on Jimmy Hoffa, who has been disappeared since the year Elvis died.
Now, you want us to spy on our own families for non-crimial behavior?
My response to the lot of you: “Eat Giblets!!”
You’re too nice. My response to the FBI: Go Fornicate Yourselves!
Giblets composed exclusively of fecal matter and floating in sour urine.
Did they spend 1/1000th of the time tracking down the participants at the 200 BLM riots last year?
None of the 200+ people arrested in DC for rioting during Trump’s inauguration were ever convicted of anything. The vast majority had the charges dropped; the few who went to trial were acquitted by friendly DC juries.
How about Antifa and BLM last year? Or the looters hitting upscale CA stores?
The FBI is diseased.
This is what a one party fascist state looks like.
I had to check to see if the was the Babylon Bee.
Outrageous, real news sounds like the Bee, every day.
Time for 80 million of us to turn ourselves in.
I know! lol!
Some of the agents may say “Been there, tried that”
That’s what they’re afraid of.
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