[DUMBGRUNT]

—”I think that is all.”

Thinking you overlooked potato HEART ATTACK on a plate??

Potatoes, bacon, cheese, sour cream...

I can only sample it once a year, for fear I might OD.
First thing after dinner the guests are given as much as they like for personal consumption later.
I have many loud relatives and might not miss them next year.

[DUMBGRUNT]

I forgot the mass quantities of butter, cream...

[NEMDF]

So you are trying to kill off the LOUD RELATIVES with the heart attack on a plate? You need to include more BUTTER.