May I disagree on the horse manure? Having smelled in mylife, this ain’t horse manure, I smell, this is BullShit.
There is a difference, ya know.
I think horses have a distict smell from my limited experience. I once chatted with a gal who worked in France. In the rural area she worked they had horse meat once a week. I asked her how it tasted, She said “just like it smells.”