Mark Zuckerberg Is Planting The First Church Of The Metaverse

federalist ^ | 08/06/2021 | Joe Allen

[chief lee runamok]

The Church of Facebook is set to capture the human soul in silicon. On July 25, the New York Times reported that since 2017 the social media giant has quietly cultivated exclusive partnerships with select religious communities. As always, money is involved.

While Facebook’s ultimate goals remain sealed behind non-disclosure agreements, the Times article does hint at things to come: “The company aims to become the virtual home for religious community, and wants churches, mosques, synagogues and others to embed their religious life into its platform, from hosting worship services and socializing more casually to soliciting money.”

[chief lee runamok]

Unemployed, unemployable, or citizens with zero ambition in life will live in the alternate reality zuckerberg visualizes.

[BusterDog]

Makes sense, close all the physical churches because of the Pandy, put them all on Facebook streams with delays for censors, take your cut off the top of the contributions.

[left that other site]

First Church Of The Metaverse

Who will be designing it? I know of an architect who could use the commission. :-)

[TribalPrincess2U]

OMG! He thinks is is God!

[hoe_cake]

For God, dial 1-800-zuckerberg

[humblegunner]

Fantastical retarded imaginary conspiracy junk!

Very funny!

[monkeyshine]

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg only eats meat he kills himself

[SVTCobra03]

Preparing the One World Religion for the AntiChrist.

[monkeyshine]

I think these guys beat him to it

[SkyDancer]

The First Church of the Grody Death and the Discount House of Worship.

[SkyDancer]

Using his car.

[Ben Hecks]

Anyone proposing anti-trust action can now be accused of attacking religion.

[Leep]

Behold the crystal of Zuckerberg.
Ommmmm.....

[left that other site]

“Brutalist Architecture for a Brutalist Religion.”

[Ann Archy]

He’s a JEW!! What CHURCH?????

[Openurmind]

Under his groupthink rules, terms, and conditions of course.

Self appointed God of his Metaverse. “Call yourself what you like, but this is how you will be thinking here”.

[cgbg]

If the churches oppose mandatory vaccination, Zuck will almost certainly ban them.

[fishtank]

I bet the WCC World Council of Churches types….

… they need “foot traffic”….

[ifinnegan]

“The company aims to become the virtual home for religious community, and wants churches, mosques, synagogues and others to embed their religious life into its platform, from hosting worship services and socializing more casually to soliciting money.””

This is why the last year and a half happened and why the hysteria will not end.

This only makes sense (the the extent it does) in a world where it’s dangerous to meet in person.

[UnwashedPeasant]

Father Zuck can tell us which religious posts are correct, like Google does in China.

/s