Oh, and the Pi variant will be 3.14 times as contagious!
Yes. The pi variant will be particularly bad. The gamma variant is only 0.57721566... as contagious, while the phi variant is 1.618033988... as contagious.
And after the omega version, we'll likely head into the Aleph Null set of variants, then the Aleph One set of variants, and then on into Aleph Two, the power set of variant sets. But before then the last black hole in the universe will have decayed, leaving the Demonicrat kakistocrats without much more to screw up.