ucker Carlson Compares Jill Biden Profile in Vogue to North Korean Propaganda: ‘Dr. Jill Shot An 18 On The Golf Course Last Week’

Mediate ^ | July 1, 2021 | Michael Luciano

[DoodleBob]

Vogue: fashion magazine or state propaganda?

If you thought you knew, Tucker Carlson has exposed the periodical for the bastion of bolshevism that it is. Highlighting a profile of First Lady Jill Biden in the magazine published this week, the Fox host painted the piece as something akin to North Korean propaganda.

“When it comes to authentic state media cult of personality hero worship,” Carlson declared, “the propagandists at North Korea’s Communist Party news agency look on in awe at the reporters of Vogue magazine in New York. The Vogue guys do Stalinism the old-fashioned way: they are all in.”

He took particular issue of the magazine’s descriptions of Biden as “every inch a goddess” who is “driven, tireless, effortlessly popular, but also someone who reminds us of ourselves.”

True to form, Carlson even managed to take a swipe at the Covid-19 vaccine during this inanity.

“In one scene from the Vogue piece, Dr. Jill cradles the arms of nervous women as they get the jab.” said Carlson, adding a flourish of fiction. “‘Look at me,’ she coos reassuringly. ‘It doesn’t hurt. That’s right. It’s only Kool-Aid. Drink the whole cup.'”

(By the way, Kool-Aid was used to dissolve the poison at Jonestown, but it was actually Flavor-Aid, which is a completely separate brand. The more you know, etc., etc. Also, you’re welcome, Kool-Aid PR.)

Carlson concluded:

Who is this amazing woman? The servant, saint, humanitarian genius medical missionary who still somehow has managed to stay beguilingly sexy at 69? What did America do to deserve her? Well thankfully, Vogue answers that question. Dr. Jill, the magazine declares, is a “joy multiplier.” She multiplies joy. That’s what she does. It’s who she is. And by the way, Dr. Jill also shot in 18 on the golf course last week, played the whole round in 22 minutes in between vaccinations and international treaty signings. It was a typical day for Dr. Jill.

Back in North Korea they must’ve read the latest issue of Vogue with their jaws open. A joy multiplier? Joy brigades, sure. But joy multiplier? That might be too far, even for the Kim family. North Korea may be a hermit kingdom, but even they’re not that stupid.

[DoodleBob]

With inspiration from Impy and the late great Bender2...

Who's that tramp on the cover of Vogue, honey?

I hate you, but you're my gravy train so I'm going to act like you aren't there. I'm going to send a memo to the Deep State that they're taking too long to 'solve' this Carlson problem. Don't we have anyone on the payroll with these kind of skills?

I can help you - ask Epstein, Vince Foster, and Ron Browne.

I should have asked for your help with Pedo's son.

Why go with the amateur? She couldn't get elected. I know how to solve this problem...I'll eat Tucker.

Can you eat Joe, too, so I can become President before I become as hated by my staff as Sen Klobuchar?

You're pikers. I killed 600,000 people.

You're all very impressive. But I can't have you all on the job. This has to be a one-man or one-woman job.

I can give you a hand.

You're gross.

I like his style, Mom.

Don't ever call me Mom. Do you have any ideas, Cocksaki?

I'll have to circle back to you on that one.

Concrete shoes Cyanide TNT (Done dirt cheap) Neck ties Contracts High voltage (Done dirt cheap) When can you start?

Wait, you're taking them? Half of that band is dead. I know how to get things done. Pick me or you'll regret it.

Don't listen to her, Jill. I've regretted it for years.

[Jane Long]

Good for Tucker.

Every aspect of this regime deserves to be mocked, for the fake sham that they are.

[The_Media_never_lie]

What the world most needs now are joy multipliers.

[Jane Long]

A+++

Nice h/t, as well 😢

[dfwgator]

Actually a much, much better comparison is Elena Ceausescu....





At the end of her life, however, she was a PhD in chemistry, and was the author of many scholarly papers on the subject. However, the real story is that she paid off/coerced noted scientists to write her doctorate and other papers.

Those few who refused found themselves never receiving a promotion again or teaching classes in the provinces. Though it was an open secret that Elena Ceausescu never did any of her own work/research, no one, either within Romania or internationally, called her on it – she was the wife of the most powerful man in the country whose nation did millions of dollars in business internationally.

She was also the head of many different government departments having to do with the sciences. In her role as the head of the countries sciences, she gained a nickname, and not a flattering one: “Codoi,” which is the Romanian pronunciation of the abbreviation of CO². “CO” for “Carbon-Oxygen” and “doi”, the Romanian for “two”. Elena Ceausescu, who claimed to be a world-class chemist was secretly mocked for having mispronounced CO2 as "ko" instead of "c" "o", and given the nickname "Codoi"

No accident that the word “Codoi” is not just an acronym, but an actual word in Romanian meaning “big tail,” which stout Elena Ceausescu had and tried to hide.

[Allegra]

LMAO! Bender2 is smiling.

[Jewbacca]

The abdication of the truth by the MSM is why propaganda outlets from Russia and Al Jazzeria and loons like Q Anon have a voice. They are no more or less truthful than the MSM.

[Chad C. Mulligan]

They could never have featured Melania. After her, they all look like bow-wows.

[Eddie01]

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1674019/posts

Nice DB. Roscoe wrote the script.

[jimfree]

Dr. Elena was my thought as well. Nicely played.

[DoodleBob]

That's great history, thank you. My favorite reply - I'd suggest you needed to get a life if this is what you are doing on Friday night. but then I realized I'm here reading it.

[Jane Long]

Yep....that’s fake Dr Codoi Jill, to a tee!

Maybe we can nickname our Elena Ceausescu, “BandAid” Jill. Or, just....BandAid.

[AmericanInTokyo]

CNN and MSNBC, the way they glowingly talk about the Bidens (and they did about Obongo, and Clinton as well) and slobber all over them, from a strictly objective perspective, really is almost identical in nature to the unquestioning cult-like worship of President Trump you see on OAN and Newsmax and even FOX-News at times. I see little difference, really.

[Jane Long]

Agree.

No one can compare.

This resale shop sham shill Jill is pathetic to even see try.

[DoodleBob]

I didn't know. Thank you.

For many people, the Cold War ended with the fall of the Wall. For me, THIS was the end.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer couple.

[dfwgator]

They never looked better.

[El Cid]

Re: 2 and 7

Very well done. And I agree, reminded me of Bender2's old work. Well done.

[jonascord]

The best part is that, just like a number of people in this country, they never imagined it could happen to them.

They were too powerful. Too elite. Too brilliant.

[an amused spectator]

People are beginning to notice your GOPee NeverTrump murmuring, BushieInTokyo... ;-)