What Happened When I Looked For Ancient Aliens In Roswell

The Federalist ^ | May 14, 2021 | Tristan Justice

[Kaslin]

More in the link

[Eddie01]

This is what everybody misses.

You need sticks and rather tough paper to build an interstellar Bugatti.

[allendale]

Most uninformative article on UFOs and Roswell ever writtem IMHO the wreckage found was a prototypical Air Force baloon drone designed to monitor nuclear tests from a different perspective. It crashed, probably on a test flight. Sorry, no aliens travelling the unimaginable distance of 100 light years just to crash in New Mexico.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

In before the meme

[Ken H]

[wardaddy]

Roswell seems depressed......

And my family was in New Mexico from 1880s to 1990s till they went extinct....

Mississippi people

Las Cruces

Artesia ...my dad born there....g grandpa buried there

Carlsbad

Santa Fe

Soccoro

[mountainlion]

A CIA agent told me that he had read the classified paper on what happened. He said it was a rice paper balloon with a dead Japanese bomber that was shot down to keep the bomb form exploding farther east.

The incident is still highly classified.

[Blurb2350]

That super top secret alien wreckage revealed some unimaginably advanced technology, including several lengths of rope.

[jackibutterfly]

So....., WHAT happened??

[Forward the Light Brigade]

My Theory: It was a time machine from the future—from Japan. A warning of the end of the world unless things change. The deformed people were the Japanese pilots who were deformed from the effects of the future environment or the passage though time. It was a one way trip—but they may well have saved the world. I think this is as logical as aliens from space.

[Dutch Boy]

Space rope... That will stay with me all day.

[riri]

Roswell seems depressed

Strange state. Lived there for 2 years a long time ago.

You were either a scientist for one of the labs and/or a gov't contractor and lived well or you were not.

Beautiful place though, and probably the best weather aside from California.

[SaxxonWoods]

Hah! That’s what I was thinking too. Rubber and wooden sticks, sounds like alien interstellar craft to me!

[Kevmo]

Good quote in that article about how weather balloons 🎈 just don’t go splat ⚫ in the desert.

[al baby]

So they were racist

[Robert DeLong]

I don’t know what exactly happened in Roswell, but no one knows exactly what’s happening in the cosmos.

Manny people don't know what's happening here on earth, or even next door in many instances.

While not convinced of UFO's and life on other planets, I surely can't unequivocally deny their existence either.

[Kevmo]

💥♨️🛸🌪⚡🔥☄

[minnesota_bound]

You will not remember all of it son.

[Elsie]

Been there

Thought I was going to get some KFC

sorry dude, but the information is long gone.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=kfc+rachel&ia=web

[Little Ray]

Are you talking about the Fu-Go balloon bombs?
One of those killed six people in Oregon.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/1945-japanese-balloon-bomb-killed-six-americansfive-them-children-oregon-180972259/

Why would it still be classified?
Also, we're supposed to believe that a balloon bomb was floating around for over two years?