[NEMDF]

Not another “armed insurrection”!!!!

[a fool in paradise]

Probably someone trying to steal somebody else’s valuable Lil Nas 666 Satanic LGBT Nikes that came out this week during The Season of Lent.

[virgil]

I didn’t hear about another insurrection being scheduled.

[Prole]

Nah. It’s most likely yet another ruse “attack” ordered, planned, and conducted by the Fags, Bumblers, and Idiots.

Twenty bucks says it was a “white male” with “terrorist ties” to “Nazi extremists” or some other bullsh1t lie.