Off Topic:
I have ridden on a motorcycle exactly one time in my life.
I was about 10, and my ‘much older’ cousin of 14 gave me a ride on the back of his Birthday Cycle.
I really enjoyed our short ride. It was truly grand!
At the same time, though, I was fine when the ride was done.
“...I have ridden on a motorcycle exactly one time in my life...”
I had a couple of rides on Cushman’s as a kid. Never again!