Well I went grocery shopping the other day where I was stopped, in the store, by Officers from the Health Dept. They just wanted to see I was properly masked.
As I left the store armed Officers from the Dept. of Agriculture stopped me to see if my Oranges were properly bagged.
Heading toward my car I stopped to help an elderly lady load her groceries into her Mini-van but I was then stopped by agents from the Dept. of Veterans Affairs, it turns out the elderly woman was a veteran and they wanted to see if I was having an, affair, with her.
While driving home I was stopped by officers from the Dept. of Transportation. They searched my car apparently looking for possible election ballots for Biden.
I made it home pulling into my driveway when officers from the Dept. of Labor approached. They said I couldn’t unload my car till I employed the proper diverse persons to assist me.
I started the paperwork for hiring under the supervision of the Dept. of Education officers.
The S.W.A.T. team from the Dept. of Rural Development said they would notify me in 2 to 3 business days as to when I could unload my car.
Agents from the Dept. of Energy escorted me into my home and checked my light bulbs for the proper electric output.
All in all I had a proper and safe day.
Health and safety going crazy.