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Monty Python had a sketch called "The World's Funniest Joke" that tells the saga of a joke so funny that everyone who heard it, died of laughter. The British translated it into German and used it with great effectiveness in WWII.
The "German translation" is
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
In reality, that's not proper German but instead it is gibberish with German thrown in here and there.
If the "German" version of the joke is entered into Google Translate, instead of getting an English translation...
