[Salamander]

If only someone could commandeer the broadcast and show the raccoon massacre on the screen behind them.

[SaveFerris]

Play this behind the keynote Democrat speakers:

Bill looks at somebody long time.
Hillary notices, looks at Bill long time.
Bill notices Hillary looking at Bill long time.
Bill goes back to looking at somebody long time.
Uniparty W comes in, distracts Hillary from looking at Bill long time.