Tax fraud investigator to Hunter Biden:
“Are you employed, Mr. Biden?”
Hunter: Uh, well it’s not really a regular job but I was on the board of Burisma Holdings, a major Ukrainian natural gas producer, from 2014 to 2019.
“You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?”
Hunter:”C’mon... man! I’m not tryin’ to scam anybody here, uh, y’know, I’m, I’m just uh-”
Tax guy: “You’re just looking for a handout like every other....Just take any rug you see and leave, please.”