[HP8753]

All they have to do is shut off the 911 system for a month. The citizens will rush city hall and tar and feather the whole lot of them.

when they find out that waambulance and fire won't respond to large sections of the crop hole

[matt04]

Start by responding to theft, property damage, etc. calls only to take a picture or two, notate yep your car was stolen. Case closed as unresolved. Have a nice day, bye.