Posted on 05/28/2020 5:59:46 AM PDT by Rummyfan
We’re all going crazy and running out of things to do during this endless shutdown. We’ve painted the dog, counted pavers in the backyard, and rearranged the spice rack alphabetically and also by color. What we really need right now is a new game!
Herewith I present the Quarantine Game that I, Ann Coulter, have invented.
The rules are simple. Imagine you’re the Democratic Party. You have a stellar opportunity to win the White House and also ensure that the opposition party never regains it as long as Homo sapiens walks the Earth.
But in a series of developments too bizarre to recall (have they finished counting the ballots in Iowa yet?), you find yourself stuck with a 77-year-old candidate whose campaign is causing no excitement anywhere in the land, even in his own brain — although, in fairness, Joe Biden is unaware that he’s running for president.
You have 12 minutes to come up with at least two (2) answers to this question: What can you do to get your party out of this mess?
Answers will be scored on rationale, probability and advantages.
(Excerpt) Read more at anncoulter.com ...
With all due respect, Skelator Coulter isn’t welcome here even if it’s a broken Clock moment.
Shut yer mouth, giraffe neck.
Lol, no argument here ;-)
We’ve painted the dog, some people can barely feed themselves.
counted pavers in the backyard, many people don’t have one.
rearranged the spice rack alphabetically and also by color. Some people barely have salt and pepper.
What we really need right now is a new game! This is no GAME you stupid beeyatch!
What an arrogant uurrrrr I’m not gonna say it!
Last night we saw how close to a tinder box parts of America is!
We need to open completely! Protect the aged!
The unhealthy and sick need to protect themselves! And we need to get on with Life and cut the crap with inevitable Death!
America needs to get back to work now and cut all this I’m gonna die BS OUT!!!
El Correcto’
A: Find an anorexic shrew to write books advocating for "severely conservative" RINOs (dem-lite) and then get her to bad mouth actual conservatives actually looking to put America first. As a bonus have her frequent liberal talk shows and spout off like a crazy person to make conservatives look bad.
What do I get for winning?
Shut up, Ann.
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At his point, even if Ann is right, she’s wrong. She has lost all credibility.
Ban Ann.
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