Yeah, hey Maxine, thanks for giving me a motivational reason to be for Trump, being Caucasian. Wait, I’m actually French and an unnamed (to keep some people from finding out who I am) Indian tribe from the northwest. Grandmother was half that tribe, so that would make me one eighth? I don’t know, my race card hasn’t come in the mail yet. Oh, and my wife is from Mexico, Central Mexico. Gotta ditch her. Tell me what to do next Maxine. If only someone would back me financially to run for office. I could easily tell these people off. It would be easy.
Are we gonna have to hide you and the missus from Moldy Max?