He was on a mission to find more toilet paper. So many stores to check, so much time spent in lines social distancing...
As the sleazy used car salesman said about lack of a guarantee
“Hey, pal, just trust me. Would I lie to you? Sign here.”
In car crazy Detroit in the 1950s a huge dealer on Livernois in the city had a wide red line painted just before the sidewalk. “As you cross that red line leaving our lot, that is the end of our warranty for the car you bought.”
He was protecting his doughnut stash
You go away! I not dead, yet.
“Kim Jong Un disappeared from public view over the past few weeks because of concerns about the coronavirus...”
Who cares. Out of sight...out of mind. Maybe he could disappear again after the virus is past for another reason like the destruction of beer in our midwest or the shortage of cattle prods. Anything to get him silenced. And his ugly face out of sight. That alone would improve their PR.