Pong
"Xi's Disease"
First the secret Chinese biowarfare lab then the outside world.
Somebody offer a Chinese whistleblower a huge book contract for a tell all.
Searches usually say “China was a signer to the ban on biowarfare weapon development.” Not even identified as humor.
Still a good standup comic line.
Whew!
may not
could be
might be
models project
guestimates are
now they are saying many animals tested positive at that market
unless they are covering it up
Don’ t worry about it. The United States will come up with a vaccine for this China will beg for it....and Trump will get more concessions in trade if they want it! Stable Genius!
The memes, that is.
Its OK to eat bat soup. Newsmax reported Corona virus may have escaped from a weapons lab. Taiwan estimates 40K infected. So eat up, bat droppings and all. Mmm
what is going on? first it’s bats, then it’s snakes, then it’s snakes that ate bats. It’s from the market, it’s not the market, so how did the 96% bat and whoknowswhat% snake dna get combined? Now look at these two competing stories today:
“Their data also show that, in total, 13 of the 41 cases had no link to the marketplace. Thats a big number, 13, with no link, says Daniel Lucey, an infectious disease specialist at Georgetown University.
(this article)
“Thirty-one of the 33 positive samples were collected from the western zone of the market, where booths of wildlife trading concentrated,” the CDC said, reported state-owned Xinhua news agency.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10833616/killer-coronavirus-outbreak-animal-market-outbreak/
If the first contagions were now believed to be in late Oct/early Nov, the market shut in mid-Dec, then at Jan 27 we’re out of the incubation/contageous period for the original transfers up to mid-Dec. So are we now just cleaning up those that had contact with the originals from mid-Dec to lastof-Jan - yes? no?
and here’s a beam of good news: Tests by the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention for a new strain of coronavirus were negative for the patient hospitalized in Colorado
The DailyMail is claiming the opposite. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7935167/Deadly-coronavirus-outbreak-DID-start-animal-market-Wuhan-tests-confirm.html
It couldn’t be the Level 4 Biolab in the same city, could it?
I didn’t know that bats were seafood.
SEAFOOD is an incorrect translation. The word is ‘wet’. Wet markets sell all sorts of foods including whole fruit bat soup.
Stop blaming innocent fish!
besides there is more than a good possibility that the virus came from Wusan’s Level 4 (covert bio-weapons) Lab